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S01:E12 Oct 24, 2026

12 - STATUE

It can be made in bronze, marble or budget grade recycled eggshell resin.

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S01:E11 Oct 22, 2026

11 - CLAM

People were expected to demonstrate good manners towards mahogany.

30:00

S01:E10 Oct 21, 2026

10 - MAP

Willy has asked the question. But everyone has said “No”.

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S01:E09 Oct 20, 2026

09 - JOB

He never was the sharpest knife in the drawer…

30:00

S01:E08 Oct 15, 2026

08 - BICYCLE

I’m not worried. I’ve done the sums. I’m saving money.

30:00

S01:E07 Oct 12, 2026

07 - NORWAY

Vanessa lent me her mirror, and I began taming my unruly teenage quiff.

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S01:E06 Oct 8, 2026

06 - SAUSAGE

One big gulp of mint tea, and then a dry rub down…

30:01

S01:E05 Oct 2, 2026

05 - LOTTERY

Does Bill have ‘Exploding Head Syndrome’?

30:00

S01:E04 Sep 10, 2026

04 - BUSH

It was Princess Margaret. “What is your last request?” she asked.

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S01:E03 Sep 3, 2026

03 - PIGEONS

The ‘Pigeon Ascendant’ is on Queen Camilla’s royal coat of Arms, representing her homing instinct, and her huge collection of beaks .

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S01:E02 Aug 27, 2026

02 - GLOVES

It’s legally a sauce. But emotionally it’s a tragedy. And scientifically it’s a chilled soup.

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S01:E01 Aug 17, 2026

01 - BEGINNING

Her favourite character was Benny Hawkins, the intellectually challenged handyman with his trademark woolly hat…

23:22

S01 Aug 3, 2026

Beta Test ALL CALLER

Oi oi…