

Here are forty four entirely interconnected previously-broadcast Onions that have been outsourced to a Cayman Islands holding company and then leased back to Colne Radio in one of the most audaciously ingenious tax deduction schemes ever seen in British third-tier radio after which the unwitting Onionistas – aside from Bill Lawrance himself, of course – now find that they have not only effectively paid for the inclusion of their own 100-word stories but have also footed the bill for a one-month long “fact finding” trip for Bill and the two voice artists, Yvonne Pini and Adrian Coen, to easily the most Cayman of the Cayman Islands. The names of the Onion writers who are the victims of this scheme have been withheld on the advice of legal counsel.